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I'm Buzzin, Buzzin Frog. Born on the shores of the Eurolava river in Rhapala. Couple of husky jerks brought me to Slimy Slug South Dakota, up there by Timberdoodle, the Zebco Brothers, The Blind King Of Snake, Switchwick, Dr. Dong and Salty Dog Shrimp.

I'm also Dr. Nicholas Van Helsing, doctor of proctology and other related tendencies. I'm a graduate of the University of Rangoon, as well as assorted night classes at the Knoxville, Tennessee College Of Faith Healing.

I stand here accused of twelve counts of murder in the first degree, fourteen counts of armed theft of Federation property, twenty-two counts of piracy in high space, eighteen counts of fraud, thirty-seven counts of rape, and one moving violation.

But in all my time on LJ I've never done anything immoral unless maybe the Pre-Schooler's Prostitute ring and all the times I sold dope disguised as a nun.

And yes, I've been a Fat Loser for over nine years. Ask me how you can become a Fat Loser too.

d.b.a. Amazing Larry and Famous Original Ray's Southern Matt's Journal.

Formerly know as Charles Ulysses Farley, Alex M. Kitner, I am milk and you are plastic , Smokey McPot, Dr. Ummmm Diggity Diggity Ba Ba, Mr. Bad Example, Hooker Cookies LeRuex, Chad Sexington, Masters Bruce n' Peter Metamorpho, Stanley "no sheds" Dural, Decklin McMannis, Everybody Loves a Monkey, Higher in Times Square & Hawaii, Squilliam "The Mango Man" Fancyson, Smitty Werben Manjensen, Brick (8 sheds) Maskowski-Partell, Filthy Acts At Reasonsable Prices, Whipsmart McKoy & butler Whimpy, Veiny Whifflebat, The Hyp-Nut-Tist, Project (one shed) Arcturus, Louis Bert Lindley Jr., Memo From Mastakowski, Blind Matt "Thick McRunfast" Matsui, Blind Enzo (400 hp shed) Grabowski, Toxteth "Macaroon" O'Grady, Octavius (3/4 shed) Rex, Pigs in love, Snowman, Lee Ho Fook, The Blind Phobos Anomaly, Blind Sir Reginald Duke of Chutney, The Blind Frisco Fancy Lad, Blind Tarty McTang, Blooregard Q. Kazoo, Dr. Lamet Does da Desolation Tango, The Blind King Of Carrot Flowers, Prince Nez, The Baron Of Vulgaria, Thomas Walker, Blind Fred Fredburger, "8 Sheds" Bondo-san, Bringing Sexy Back Because I Bought The Wrong Size, The Winner Who Takes All, I'm Governor John Kimball, Blind Barbatos Slim, Darth Plagueis, Blind Jeff What What, Mayor Dongle (no shed) Poopenmeyer, and Blind El-hrairah .

See you in the next life, wake me up for meals.

Minon of Gozer you ask?
Gozer the Traveller - he will come in one of the prechosen forms. During the rectification of the Valdranaii, the traveller came as a large and moving Torr! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him - THAT OF A GIANT SLORR! Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slorr that day, I can tell you!